It Ain't Gonna Swing - Soft Tee Cotton

It Ain't Gonna Swing - Soft Tee CottonThis is a good one to wear when that pale faced composition major who wrote a string quartet by blasting diarrhea onto Babbit squares comes in with a new 7 movement jazz chart called "Reflections".

this deliciously obscure zip hoodie design will be almost as refined as your most recent Rochut etude

and next thing you know this guy came out

By wearing this shirt

Prepare yourselves

I mean the better I drink

or why Johnson isn't surrounded by cooler players

If you know you know

Why is the paint suddenly peeled off the walls

this tee is a guaranteed win for your self-expression

Womp Womp Womp

you might just become the Socrates of the pit orchestra world

or blank stares you're after