New Teeth dog diaries

New Teeth dog diariesLaugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the award winning Serena Williams of humor writing (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying not to be one. Called a comedic Godsend by Conan OBrien and the Stephen King of comedy writing by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet. Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with

she winds up chasing after ghosts

difficult artist

which means throwing over personal ambitions like proving he's the greatest swordsman who ever lived

guiding the narrative with his discursive spirit

incompetence

a title inspired by the hit song Prince wrote about their legendary love story

woman and child in Girdlegard depends upon his ability to embrace his heritage

a perennial favorite of parents for nearly two decades

That thing is growing again

But there's nothing this mom and new baby can't tackle together as a team

both human health and the health of the planet and the animals we share our world with

Bristling with inspired observations and wild anecdotes