Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Sassy

Name: Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Sassy
Brand: commandorestoration.com
SKU: 28052348738
Price: 297.39 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.0999 (12 reviews)

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Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. SassyFor those moments when only sarcasm can save the day (and your reputation). A witty and bold candle for navigating life with humor and attitude. Perfect for: Sassy friends or coworkers who love cheeky humor. Size & Details: Our candles are 90mm high x 75mm wide, weighing a cozy 250gjust like your favorite cup of coffee! Hand poured with love right here in New Zealand, theyre made with eco soy wax and non toxic cotton wicks for a clean, guilt free

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